From Joe

I saw my wife at the “hospital” yesterday, Tuesday. The doctor was supposed to have started her on lithium. I learned that he was unable to do so, because he needed to run a pregnancy test first. I’ve had a vasectomy, and I am 99.99999% sure that my wife has not had an affair, so why did the doctor think that my wife could be pregnant? Because of a dream she had.

She told me about the dream over a week ago. She said she had a dream that she was pregnant. It was so real, that she almost believed she was actually pregnant. She told the doctor about her dream and about my surgery and stated the fact that she did not have relations with another man. The doctor asked whether she knew how babies are made. She laughed and said, “Of course I know how babies are made.”

Still, the doctor felt there was a need to run the pregnancy test before giving my wife the lithium.

She has been in the “hospital” now since Saturday afternoon. As of Tuesday night when I saw her, she was still not receiving the lithium. Even so, she did seem better. She was taking Risperdal morning and night, which seemed to calm her, and Ambien to help her sleep.

I expressed my concerns to the nurse about the fact that my wife had not received the lithium she was supposed to be getting. I told her my wife is not pregnant and they need to start the lithium immediately. She said she would try to find the results from the pregnancy test (they had apparently misplaced the test results), so they could start the lithium. She would also leave a message for the doctor, so if they could not find the test results Tuesday night, the doctor would know of my concerns in the morning.

I will call now, to see what is going on.

LATER: I made the call. The nurse said she could not talk with me, because she did not have a release on file signed by my wife. I became very angry. Why could the nurse talk to me on the phone yesterday and not today? I asked to talk to my wife. The nurse said she would have my wife call me.

About 5 minutes later, my wife calls to inform me that she had signed a release for me upon admission. I asked her to sign another one. She also told me that immediately after I talked with the nurse this morning, the pregnancy test results magically appeared (negative) and she would be getting her lithium. This is madness.

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